Other duplexes of note...

I have always had a bit of a fascination with multi-unit housing. There are a number in my neighborhood that I have admired and even thought of buying. For instance, my friend Dave owns a late 19th Century duplex in the Cass Corridor. What I wouldn't give to own something like this:



(Courtesy of my friend Dave)

There is also this beauty on the historic Canfield block not far from my loft:



(Courtesy of Nate Luzod)

I have been inside the Canfield Duplex and, wow, is it a project. Not only is it a project but one that a couple of other people have tried to tackle, unsuccessfully, over the years. The most recent attempt was just before the housing crisis landed. One thing I remember was the expression "F$%& OFF!" written in scraggly red spray paint in its basement. That didn't do much to dispell its haunted house persona.

The most recent duplex to catch my eye is the reputed Arthur Miller duplex in downtown Ann Arbor. A recent story in AnnArbor.com tells how the University of Michigan recently purchased this Victorian duplex adjacent to the university's Central Campus. That usually means the building will be razed to make room for another university expansion. However, my Dad and I talked about the idea of moving it a few blocks to our family's vacant lot a few blocks away if the university would play ball. It's a definite long shot, but who wouldn't want a duplex like this?

Conversation starter

Turns out my Accidental Duplex is quite the conversation starter. Usually just the words "Accidental Duplex" are enough to grab someone's attention. Once I say those words, everyone turns their head, cocks it and asks how those words end up together. When I explain how I accidentally bought a duplex and for how little, that just draws them in even more. Wows and small gasps normally follow.

I know a number of people who have thought of investing in Detroit and decided not to for one reason or another. When I have told them about the Accidental Duplex, they stop and you can actually see the wheels turning in their heads. The wife of one of these friends told me how he couldn't stop talking about my purchase and how he wanted to make one of his own now. Turns out people will flinch at paying six, five or even four figures for property in Detroit. Mention you paid a couple hundred bucks and they start to pay attention.

The thing is, this all sounds amazing on the surface. The reality is the Accidental Duplex is a huge project. It's going to cost tens of thousands of dollars and years of effort. I am happy for the project and ready to take it on, but the only easy thing about it is how I accidentally ended up with it. That and it's an easy way to get a conversation going.

Cutting down the wild kingdom

One of the things I like to brag about is I don't own blight. It's sort of my civic-minded merit badge in a city that inspired the term ruin porn. Yesterday, I started to eliminate the blight at the Accidental Duplex.

Now I am only about 99 percent sure I own the duplex, but I am 100 percent sure that I own a large chunk of the vacant lot next to it. The space where three or four houses used to stand is now fallow urban prairie, growing wildly and collecting trash. Job No. 1 became taming what was quickly becoming wild kingdom.

The original plan called for a fast pickup of the trash and then giving the grounds a quick mow with a friend's lawnmower before winter sets in. I figured this entire job would take about an hour, maybe two, including the time to push the lawnmower half a dozen blocks to the Accidental Duplex and back again. So I bribed my friend with a six-pack of LaBatt Blue for lawnmower time and I shared one with him while watching part of the Lion's game before heading out.

It didn't take long for reality to remind me these sorts of projects always take twice as long on a good day, even on beautifully crisp autumn days when the sun shines on you. Picking up the trash easily took half an hour, including sorting out the recyclables. Then giving it a once over with the push mower at the highest its deck would raise took hours. Those weeds and near bushes of crab grass didn't go down without a fight. So it went from looking like this:




To this:



The mower constantly kicked up new trash I had no idea was there. By the end I had uncovered numerous empty water bottles, dead chip bags galore, a "Celebrate Learning" Frisbee, an empty bottle of laundry detergent, an election yard sign, shredded tires for a car and a lawnmower, a left shoe and parts of a car frame. I believe this is just what gets thrown and blown into the lot over a few years. I don't think anyone purposely dumped garbage here, which is not an uncommon occurrence in Detroit. Here is a sampling of what I pulled from the budding urban prairie.



After the game, my friend called to check on me and his mower. I missed the call. An hour later he decided to check on me with his two dobermans to make sure I was still alive since the sun was going down. He caught me while I was finishing mowing. Mowing ate up so much time, I didn't even have a chance to cut back scrubs trees and dead limbs. I was able to give his mower the workout of its life. His yard is the typical Detroit postage stamp size front and back city lot. The Accidental Duplex's vacant lot is easily 10 times that size if not bigger. But the Craftsman push mower did the trick and cut grass like a champ. At least now it looks like someone cares a little for the place.

The oops building

My name is Jon, I live in Detroit and I like old houses. I live in a historic home, I own another one and I have been looking for a third for the last year. After touring and making offers on a number of places, I decided to take a shot at the Wayne County Tax Foreclosure Auction.

I came up with a list of about a dozen potential properties that interested me after a late night or two scouring the rolls of what's available in my neighborhood (greater downtown Detroit). Most of them were in the Woodbridge neighborhood, and they were a combination of vacant lots, single-family homes and even an old Mason's Hall. Thankfully, I didn't get the Mason's Hall. I did get a vacant lot not far from it.

The idea was simple. Buy a weeded, vacant lot and turn it into a fenced-in urban garden where my wife can grow vegetables and our dog can run off leash. I got the lot, and at the time it looked like a big one. About three vacant lots combined big, including a corner lot. There is a vacant duplex next to it that interested me, but it wasn't up for auction. It had an address on the street perpendicular to my vacant lot so I assumed it was its own property on its own parcel. This is what I get for assuming.



Some in-depth sleuthing on the Internet led me to believe my purchase didn't include all of the vacant lot. I know I own the corner lot. However, it appears my lot doesn't run lengthwise along the street of its address but lengthwise along the intersecting street. Put simply its short side runs along the street with its address. That apparently means that all of the vacant space isn't mine, but the vacant duplex is. A few trips to the county Register of Deeds and the city Assessor confirmed these suspicions. A look at the deed (coming in the mail from the county Treasurer) should give final confirmation.

So that leaves me with an Accidental Duplex, an exciting prospect for me but not my wife. When this really started to dawn on me, I was afraid my wife might actually kill me or make me wish I was dead. However, she forgave me after some careful, humble explaining. Or at least she has decided to not kill me for the moment.

For the time being, I can dream. And do I dream of the potential of not only the vacant lot but my Accidental Duplex, too. I have visions of building Calvin & Hobbes-style snowmen gatherings in the vacant lot, and turning the duplex into a piece of public art. One vision I can't shake is having a string quartet play in the lot for an hour or so. No big performance. No particular reason. Just an impromptu public performance of something beautiful for whoever happens to be within listening distance. I have dreams of making the duplex livable again, too, but its not something that will be done easily. The structure appears solid and secure, however, it needs a lot of work, including a new roof. There may be fire damage on the inside, too. On top of all of that I can't get inside because it's so well secured, so who knows what's in there. It all seems so fitting with this purchase.